Our snowman plays every sport like the championship is on the line, and he gives every game absolutely everything he has. Melting For Gains is the Snowman Dayz collection for the court, the course, the gym and the backyard, where effort always wins the day.
On the court
Game, Set, Melt catches him mid-serve with an ace on the racket. Dink Responsibly brings the pickleball paddle and the sunglasses, and Set Melt Spike is a beach volleyball leap for the highlight reel. Personal Best Meltdown lines up a whole sequence of paddle swings, Still In It keeps the ping pong rally going across the table, and in Total Meltdown Match a flamingo turns out to be a worthy badminton opponent at the beach net.
In the gym
Peak Winter Form is the snowman flexing in sunglasses and a top hat beside a sign that says best shape of my life. Winter Bulk Season is a posing routine for the cameras, The Winter Cut stands proudly on the scale, and Cutting Season Blues checks the mirror in a brand new headband. Core Meltdown takes on the exercise ball, and Total Meltdown Mode stacks the whole crew on the balance equipment to engage those cores.
Backyard champions
Tropical Meltdown is a round of tiki-lane bowling with a coconut, a parrot and a strike on the board. Ultimate Bocce Meltdown keeps score on a chalkboard, Pure Natural Talent steps up to the dartboard in a party shirt, and Melting Under Pressure takes the croquet mallet very seriously while a parrot looks on. It Still Counts brings Sasquatch to the shuffleboard court, and Cold Blooded Birdie takes the pair to the mini golf green.
On the links
The Ultimate Gimme lands the ball just close enough, another swing blasts cleanly out of the sand trap, and more than one golf cart rolls up with the whole foursome ready for the back nine.
For every weekend athlete
There is always one teammate who never misses a game, stretches with enormous seriousness and plays with more heart than knees. The snowman takes the same approach. Results vary. Attendance is perfect.
Written by Flurry. Thanks for reading.