Funny Snowman Shirts

Hold My Carrot is the last thing a resident said before the thing he did. Cold Streak Jackpot is a resident at a slot machine who has decided tonight is the night. The Ultimate Gimme is a putt that was not, in any sense, given.
Fifty-four Snowman Falls residents caught mid-decision, on Comfort Colors premium tees. None of them know they are funny. They are just living here, and that is the whole point.